The man standing before me is dashing and presumably handsome – he’s wearing a mask, so I can’t be 100% sure, but if his face matches his charm, odds are high that he is.
Fast as a flash, he adds hot oil to an even hotter teppanyaki grill, then sets it on fire. “Fire in the hole!” he yells as flames flare up and flicker skyward, like something straight out of a television scene.
