'Jupiter's Legacy' review: Superhero soap does not do right by its heritage

'Well, Utopian, I favour this shaven-headed look because at least it lets me see what the heck I'm punching.'

Halfway through the eight-episode first season of Jupiter's Legacy, a show best approached as a superhero soap opera, Rihanna's Sledgehammer popped into my head.

Why? Because I hit a wall.