'Motherland: Fort Salem' review: A few newts short of a potent brew

'Such a nice day for a red wedding. What? No, no, forget I said "red", all right?' Photos: Handout

The enthusiastic trooper who enlists against the family's wishes. The enlistee from a distinguished military background determined to succeed at all costs while not wanting the family reputation to open any doors.

The slacker who looks likely to bring the whole unit down but actually shows a surprising talent for martial matters.