Excuse me while I go find 44 snails to place on my face

Lots of people would do lots of silly things to get official bragging rights to one of these.

Because the Internet exists and I was procrastinating, I found myself looking for the strangest world records. And I was not disappointed.

Some of the weirdest? The most shirts worn, 260. The most snails on someone’s face, 43. Longest ear hair, 13.2cm, and the most married person ever, which was a woman from the United States who was married 23 times. That’s a lot of weddings.