Ellen Whyte’s kitchen cats turn furry paparazzi

Apart from accepting titbits from our columnist and Tman, the kitchen cats pretty much keep their distance from humans. Photo: Ellen Whyte

If you ask me what my cats are like, I’ll tell you that Target is a little drama cat, inclined towards neuroticism but a sweetheart deep down who likes nothing more than cuddle fests while Guido is a relaxed, sociable type who has a macho loathing of kisses – except for his furry purry moments when he goes totally kitten.

Both Target and Guido started life as the kittens of feral or stray cats but they have become people cats.