QuickCheck: Do earthquakes cause lightning?

DID you know Mother Nature is a heavy metal rock fan? Imagine the ground violently shifts and shakes beneath your feet, knocking you over as everything trembles and turns to rubble around you.

A loud rumble grows louder as the ground cracks open, turning into chasms and swallowing up whole buildings. As you struggle to get back on your feet amidst all the blood and thunder around you, the hairs on your arms and the back of your neck tingle and rise.