I'M so sick of my life. Can't the world just stop moving for a while and let me breathe? Joe when I die, remember to play Auld Lang Syne at my funeral for me.
“Yeah, right, if I play Auld Lang Syne at your funeral everyone will run away and you'll wake up from the dead, laughing at my off-tune notes.”
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