A flightless fugitive in Kuala Lumpur

Highway star: Ostrich Wonderland owner Casey Teh feeding Chickaboo and several other ostriches at the farm in Semenyih.

DID you know why the ostrich wanted to cross the Federal Highway?

Being in a position of some authority I can reveal now – in the strictest confidence, mind you – that said ostrich was of Roman descent and it was afraid that someone would caesar!