'It Chapter Two': 3-hour rollercoaster of fear, revulsion and horror

‘Today’s installment of Homicidal Horror Clown is brought to you by the colour orange. Blood orange.’

After hearing that this horror epic would run close to three hours, I fairly dreaded watching it.

Not for the length (hey, I did catch Avengers: Endgame four times in the cinema), but because director Andy Muschietti is really good at his job.