Oh dear, it fits me to a V, uh, T

The guidelines drawn up by two organisations warning parents to be wary should their sons start wearing tight-fitting, sleeveless or V-collared shirts or colourful attire to show off their muscular bodies have got this writer worried.

I HAVE a confession to make. I carry a big sling bag which contains my BlackBerry, a Samsung Galaxy phone, a tablet, an iPad and a camera. And, lest I forget, a battery-­operated shaver.