QuickCheck: Would pandas attack humans if provoked?

LOOK at any list of cute animals and at the top is probably a giant panda. These nature's fluffballs are cute, cuddly, goofy and playful.

We humans, love pandas. In fact, we love them so much that through sheer will and conservationist fortitude, we brought pandas from the brink of extinction to population numbers large enough that they are no longer considered to be endangered. This despite the giant panda's notoriously low breeding rate. The pandas didn't make it easy either. Not only are they not great at making babies, but the newborns cannot see, hear, or crawl. They are so helpless that they can't regulate their body temperatures or even excrete waste on their own in the first weeks of life.