A Trump concession speech: 'I hereby concede that I beat Sleepy Joe Biden'


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  • Sunday, 08 Nov 2020

AS a devoted supporter of President (for life) Donald Trump, I refuse to even begin to acknowledge he have lost the presidential election to Sleepy Joe Biden.

But because I love our president so much, and because I have spent so much time adoringly observing his glorious and most-amazing-ever presidency, I want to help him prepare for any possible outcome while we await the final and official (probably rigged by radical antifa super-soldiers) election recount results and court decisions.

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