“Back then, I could party until 5am, then play football at 10am.” Surely, he must have been the goalkeeper?
“No, I was a striker,” he pushed indignantly. How many he scored, isn’t really the point. But he’s scored enough in a Mensa test to earn the right of being recognised as a genius.
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