Wherefore art thou, Putin? Satirists target Russian president


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  • Tuesday, 17 Mar 2015

A wave of savage mockery breaks over Russian President Vladimir Putin’s conspicuous absence from public view, with the worst saying he died.

Even state TV footage clearly showing Putin working at his residence failed to quell the tide of fantastic theories circulating online since March 13 that the 62-year-old Kremlin leader had died, been deposed of, or travelled to Switzerland to watch his girlfriend give birth.

The hashtag #putinumer (putin died) began trending on Twitter, and a website, putinumer.com, offering readers advice on how to gauge whether the rumors were true. “Look out the window,” it advised. “Are people rejoicing, dancing, letting off fireworks? No? That means he hasn’t died yet.”

Where indeed?

Putin is normally ubiquitous in state media, but his silence in the past week has fed rumours of a threat to his grip on power. While hard facts are scarce, there has been speculation of a split between rival Kremlin camps since the killing of opposition politician Boris Nemtsov near Red Square on Feb 27.

“Putin has died on purpose to distract attention from the murder of Nemtsov”, tweets Putin#Vor (Putin#Thief).

A Ukrainian website carried a cartoon of Putin lying alongside Soviet state founder Vladimir Lenin in his Red Square mausoleum, and mocked-up pictures of Putin on his deathbed or lying in an open coffin.

Meanwhile, Ukrainian children produced a cartoon showing Putin abducted from the Kremlin by aliens.

Kremlin not amused

While Putin is a target of satire, he remains by far Russia’s most popular politician and has enjoyed a surge in patriotic support since annexing Crimea from Ukraine last year. The head of pro-Kremlin pollster VTSIOM says on March 13 that his approval rating had hit an all-time high of 88%.

Asked to confirm that the president was in good health, Putin’s spokesman Dmitry Peskov says: “Yes. We’ve already said this a hundred times. This isn’t funny any more.”

RIA news agency separately quoted Peskov as denying that Putin had become a father again – a response to a flurry of speculations that former Olympic gymnast Alina Kabayeva had given birth in Switzerland.

Gymnast-turned-politician Alina Kabayeva (left) is said to be Putin's girlfriend. 

The Kremlin has regularly denied speculation of a romantic relationship between Kabayeva and Putin, who formally divorced his wife Lyudmila in 2014.

“Putin really does have a packed timetable: yesterday he died, today he gave birth,” suggests one Twitter user.

In a country where the president dominates state media, demonstrations are tightly controlled and Kremlin opponents risk arrest, fines, prosecution or, in Nemtsov’s case, death, the Internet has become the most effective outlet for dissent.

Surreal celebration

In a surreal YouTube video which had been watched more than 93,000 times by the evening of March 13, two men in camouflage uniform are shown walking through a rubble-strewn landscape past Putin’s gravestone, carrying a TV screen showing wild Cossack dancing.

Out in the wilderness perhaps?

“Unbelievable things happen in the world,” they sing. “You would think the people will mourn/ But the earthlings celebrate/ All the continents conduct parades/ America is happy, Europe is happy.”

Theories sprang up to explain why the president this week postponed a meeting with the leader of Kazakhstan – one suggested he was meeting Muammar Gaddafi and Hugo Chavez, the deceased Libyan and Venezuelan leaders.

A spokesman for President Barack Obama was asked aboard Air Force One whether the US government had any information on Putin’s whereabouts or whether Obama had been briefed.

“I have enough trouble keeping track of the whereabouts of one world leader,” says White House spokesman Eric Schultz to reporters. “I would refer you to the Russians for questions on theirs. I’m sure they’ll be very responsive.” – Reuters


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