AN unconscious 36-year-old male was brought to the ER with cocaine-induced seizures. As a nurse pulled back his foreskin to insert a catheter, a neatly folded US$20 bill fell out of the foreskin fold. When the man woke up and demanded to leave, the nurse gave him back his belongings and told him where she had found the money. His response: “It was a 50, bitch!”
An elderly woman came into the ER complaining, “I got the green vines in my virginny.” A pelvic exam verified that she did, indeed, have a six inch vine growing out of her vagina. Further inspection revealed that she had a mass in her vaginal vault. It was easily removed and looked very much like a potato. It was, indeed, a potato. The patient said that her uterus was falling out and that she “put a potato in there to hold it up” and then forgot about it.
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