Is your ex a hairy scorpion? Or a hissing cockroach?

Take your pick: Is your ex a hairy scorpion (left) or is your ex a hissing cockroach? Or are they both?

Perfect gift for shattered valentines: San Francisco Zoo gives jilted lovers the chance to name a giant scorpion or hissing cockroach after their exes.

San Francisco Zoo is giving the spurned and broken-hearted a new reason to mark Valentine’s Day – the chance to adopt a giant scorpion or hissing cockroach and name the loveable critters after a heart-trampling ex.