What do you have to do to get the bejeezus spooked out of you on Halloween night? Incurable scaredy-cat MICHAEL A. FREDERICKS, with garlic, silver bullets, and a bottle of holy water in hand, travels through the labyrinth of horror (movies) in an effort to provide you with answers.
They just don't make scary movies like they used to. With a few exceptions, today's crop of horror movies can't knock you for a loop no matter how hard they try. So, what's a scary-movie fan looking for a good fright this All Hallow's Eve to do?