IN the early 1980s, I used to be a clinical biochemist. Honest!
It was a clinically dreary occupation – picture numerous tests on various body effluvia, even unmentionables – so I used to get my rocks off writing amusing letters to equipment suppliers. The ingrates never replied.
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