The theory of nothing

IN the last 400 days or so, I must have received 1,001 pieces of advice from concerned friends, strangers and family. All with good intentions, of course. Much appreciation from the bottom of my heart and my burnt-out ablated liver and lungs.

What to eat-what not to eat; avoid sweet and acidic-go alkaline; delay chemo-try alternative; avoid white rice-embrace brown; no fried-just steamed; best drink-noni and lemon juice, blended organic juice and sabah snake grass concoction; and a must-have, porcupine date, if you can afford it.