NOT long ago, I was at a café sipping some black liquid lightning when I witnessed something disturbing: The young lady at the table next to me was taking pictures of herself with her chocolate chip muffin.
With her smart phone, she was snapping selfies in every possible pose: With muffin on plate in front of her; with muffin and kiss lips; with muffin and duck lips; biting into muffin but not puncturing its flesh; fork poised over muffin and mouth open; with back to muffin, looking longingly over her shoulder; flashing peace sign with muffin; with tip of tongue licking top of muffin, etc.