It’s all written in the stars

Helpful monkey: A file picture showing a monkey plucking coconuts for her owner in Baling, Kedah. They crack open coconuts for breakfast and throw down the remains, which ‘blatantly disregards human rights’.

I woke up on Friday morning with a feeling of impending dread.

Then I understood the feeling for what it was – the notion that I had to write a column today and I hadn’t had an idea all week. Not yet anyway.