Chief protestor had no choice but to alter story and tried to be hero

LAST week, an expatriate lady asked me this question: “What happens if your plane’s navigational systems get messed up? How do you guys know how to land?”

So I told her that if this ever happens, we’d still be able to use a compass and a wristwatch to bring the plane directly overhead the airfield, before looking for a giant lit cross. That cross will bring us directly to the runway.