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Wednesday October 2, 2013 MYT 12:00:00 AM
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by paula cocozza
No way: Whatever you do, don’t ask Madonna about Lady Gaga.
She keeps cockroaches and dreams about Brad Pitt. Eccentric? That’s not all, she also has a very rudely shaped bong ...
MADONNA has been in showbiz for more than three decades and if you think you know everything about the Material Girl, think again. Here’s what we learned about the 55-year-old diva when she participated in Reddit’s Ask Me Anthing interview.
1. Madonna dreams
You might think that if you were the object of so many people’s dreams, you wouldn’t need to dream yourself. But Madonna dreams, and not only that, she dreams about Brad Pitt. And it’s quite a conventional sex-leading-to-children dream, not a dream about sex so wild it is unimaginable except to people of her proven sexual enterprise.
“Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.”
The really surprising thing is that she hasn’t bumped into Jolie in (or having) the same dream.
2. She has a bong in the shape of a, ahem, male anatomy
It was a birthday present, and is one of a few clues to her interior decor; the others being that she keeps fish and cockroaches.
3. She is waiting for your call
Please note, this only applies if you are Frank Ocean (the gay rapper she would most like to turn straight – though, happily for all, he is bisexual), Daft Punk (she wants to work with you) or Snoop Lion, who posted “when r we goin on a canoe ride??”, to which she replied: “When you send me a canoe.”
4. It really is all about her
A fan posted a moving question to Madonna: “Ray Of Light album helped me come into my own in small town Nebraska (United States), and know that there was love and acceptance in my future. So many of us have had similar experiences through your music. I can’t imagine what that must feel like for you. How often do you think about who your art is reaching?” The singer’s answer was a rebuttal unhindered by punctuation: “Only when I hear comments like this from people do I think about it. The rest of the time I only think of how I would like to express myself. I think about expression not results.” Brilliant.
5. There are some things she won’t answer
Three questions drew only silence. Madonna was happy to answer things such as: “Will you be my boo?” (“Yes I’ll be your boo”) and “Where should I put these hydrangeas?” (“Up your a**”) but not “Can you name one straight guy you wish you could turn gay?”. Nor, “Madonna, if you could not be Madonna’ for one day, what would you do that day?” And definitely not, “What do you really think of Lady Gaga?” – Guardian News & Media
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